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What does the Smartest Man
in the World think about...

• Bill and Hillary confuse America. Who has the cajones in that family? Since they're both politicians, I think they've made a deal and they each have one.
• A President Hillary would confuse state dinners too. After a meal, couples like to walk and talk. Usually the men talk and the women talk. But Hillary would need to talk to the man with power. That leaves Bill to talk to the wife and that's not smart for anybody.
• Well-known ana-wreck-sick Nicole Richie had to stop trying to breast feed her new baby when the poor little thing's cheeks collapsed and mamma' was treated for a hickie on her tittie.
• Don't send money to rebuild New Orleans, send dirt. You don't look up at a river!
• How does a slut feel? Whore-a-ble.
• If we dump anti-freeze down the drains why are we surprised the poles are melting? Duh!
• Why don't kids pull up their pants? They can't run from the cops with their pants half off. Duh!
• Why do girls put a butterfly over their butt? There's no nectar down there.
• There's a sign on the side of the road that explains why we fart. It says,"Gas...Food Lodging."
• Why does it say "On" and "Off" on a light switch? If it's on you can see it's on and if it's off, you can't see to read.
• Well we elected Bush because he was the kinda guy you could have a beer with and now things are so bad we're drinking. Happy now?